Overheard in a Camera Shop

This is a true story, but the name of the shop and those involved have been omitted to protect the innocent:

Customer: I want to be a wedding photographer.

Store Worker: How much do you have to spend?

Customer: No more than £500.00!!!

Store Worker: Is that for the camera body, lenses, flash or the bag?

Customer: No, everything and it's got to be professional gear! I want the best. It has to look the part.

What can I say - the customer got the gear, but that customer has no idea?

TTFN

Ian